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Tuesday, May 05, 2009

A Web-Wide Celebration!




Today marks the Annual 39th Birthday Celebration of Dorsey Marshall, one of the true relics of the Church. In commemoration of the event Dorsest everywhere will make the annual pilgrimage to nowhere in particular where festivities will continue in honor of the founder of Dorseism. The celebration, marked by mirth, frivolity and the displaying of images of the iconic leader, is punctuated by periods of deep sleep called “naps” during which participants seem to work up an almost super-natural appetite.

No one is exactly certain of the events origin. Recent writings discovered on bathroom walls in Atlantic City would suggest that Dorsey [edited], though no further proof exist to corroborate these ancient writings. Willie Mayket, noted author of “Race to the Outhouse”, and famous illustrator Betty Doent have teamed up to produce an exhaustive biographical work detailing the life and times of Dorsey. The authors are seeking input from those who have known or been in contact with Dorsey over the years. Any relavent information and/or well wishes should be posted in the comments section of this article.

12 Comments:

Blogger Kc said...

All the best dear Brother. May God continue to bless you and yours. ;-)

5/05/2009 06:13:00 AM  
Blogger Missy said...

Dorsey, I knew you were cool - but never so pretty! I shall nap in your honor. Happy birthday!

5/05/2009 06:24:00 AM  
Blogger Corry said...

Happy Birthday, Dorsemeister! May God bless you with many more, so that we can send lots of cards.

BTW, the card was not meant to be mildly amusing, but mildly abusive! :-D

Lots of love and we do hope your day is HIGHLY amusing.

God's Grace.

5/05/2009 04:50:00 PM  
Blogger dorsey said...

Apart from the damnable implication that merely having a birthday somehow makes me older, I am flattered and grateful that my legend is being kept alive. We're going to get Dorsism off the ground yet!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to, uh, see a man about a horse.

5/06/2009 06:40:00 AM  
Blogger Kc said...

You'da man Dorse!

I move you go ahead and start to formalize Dosrsism by posting the premise, rotation and the first 39 points.

Is there a second?

5/06/2009 09:37:00 AM  
Blogger Missy said...

Yea, I second that motion. :)

5/06/2009 11:39:00 AM  
Blogger Kc said...

Any opposed?

5/06/2009 11:45:00 AM  
Blogger Kristi said...

Well... Happy Birthday, Dorsey! And, Kc, thanks for stopping by and for leaving some encouragement! I miss you guys!

5/07/2009 06:21:00 PM  
Blogger Kc said...

I'm so sorry for your recent woes Dear Little Sister but it's so good to hear from you.

5/08/2009 07:09:00 PM  
Blogger pecheur said...

I'm wondering if he's going to start blogging again. What's he thinking about? =)

5/16/2009 08:59:00 AM  
Blogger Kc said...

Me thinks a post or three is in order but I fear any pressure would only push him further from it. ;-)

5/16/2009 06:55:00 PM  
Blogger dorsey said...

I like pudding.

5/29/2009 07:52:00 AM  

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